Today my friend told me that his older brother locks him in the closet so often that his mom leaves a whistle there so she knows to get him out
when someone makes a joke about something you’re insecure about
also I’m not saying I keep track of who reblogs my selfies but there is a mental list of who will have power when I conquer
its pretty fucking crazy that i’m supposed to decide what i want to do for the rest of my life in a few months like hello my mom still talks to the doctor for me??
how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”
THE COMMENTS ON NASH GRIERS INSTAGRAM ARE MAKING ME PISS MY SELF THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE DESERVES IT. YOUR BLUE EYES CANT GET YOU OUT OF THIS ONE U SHIT